“All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.” -The Art of War

The Provocation:



The set up:

“It is essential to seek out enemy agents who have come to conduct espionage against you and to bribe them to serve you. Give them instructions and care for them. Thus doubled agents are recruited and used.” – The Art of War

Two cans of whipped cream and plates are found with two birthday cards on the doorstep of Ms. Vanessa Ho’s home in Cerritos the midnight after her birthday. At exactly the time designated on the facebook countdown. One card is addressed to Vanessa Ho and the other to a few unsuspecting friends present at Ms. Ho’s home at the time of the drop off.


Hey Vans!

Happy 22nd Birthday!

We wish you the best year looking forward and may your friends hold true =)

To all present,

By reading this, your fun night has taken a quick turn. You are bound by the Joker’s Creed

One of you must cake Vanessa in the face w/ the tools provided. This must happen before sunrise. Should you fail in this simple task, her impending punishment will be passed to you all. To avoid punishment for yourselves, simply complete the task and post your accomplishment as your FB profile pic.

countdown upon failure: 12 days 4 hours

The result:

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” – The Art of War
from left to right: Mindy, Angeline, Chiyo, and Lucy’s proof of accomplishment



  1. Yah I think only people who were there would understand my posts… but this wasnt even the whole story… i will tell you another day. it will take to long to type.

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